I'm a twenty one year old moving to Manchester to find adventures. I studied law, but spend my days buying shoes and writing.

22nd November 2009

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You have to see this.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2741085/Mum-of-13-I-wont-stop-until-Ive-had-twins.html

Article in The Sun - sorry! - about blah, blah, money, blah, blah, cavernous vagina, blah, blah, benefits.

But the absolute BEAUTY is in the names of the children. Amazing.

9th November 2009

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No, actually. I don’t think I’ll be in your gang.

‘The Execution of Gary Glitter’. The least thought-provoking drama billed as a ‘thought-provoking drama’ I’ve ever seen.

9th November 2009

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Not so Interestingly, another faboosh song called ‘Heartbreaker’.

9th November 2009

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Me: Omgz. This is, like, ace!

You: Is it?

Me: Yesssszzzz! Listen, yo!

You: OK.

Fin.

9th November 2009

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I had a dream about this guy, last night.
I can’t believe I’d forgotten he existed - look at that beautiful face.

I had a dream about this guy, last night.

I can’t believe I’d forgotten he existed - look at that beautiful face.

26th July 2009

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Film 1 of the horror movie marathon: The Amityville Horror (2005 remake). Any excuse to see Ryan Reynolds with a beard.

19th July 2009

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THIS ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY!

I’m going to go and dance in the street now.

11th July 2009

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Oh no. →

I wish I hadn’t read this 20 minutes after waking up with a hangover. Gruesome.

10th July 2009

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MY HOUSMATE IS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!

8th July 2009

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<Insert Michael Jackson was a paedophile joke> →

Eyes for Lies is a brilliant website from a woman who is one of the very, very, very few people in America scientists have found that can spot human deception with almost scary accuracy.

Here is her commentary on the video of Michael Jackson that was released shortly after he passed away and went to Hell.

7th July 2009

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This is from Dan Gurewitch&#8217;s Tumblr. I&#8230; honestly&#8230; I found that funnier than I should have. I was lol-ing all over the place, saliva flying everywhere.

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This is from Dan Gurewitch’s Tumblr. I… honestly… I found that funnier than I should have. I was lol-ing all over the place, saliva flying everywhere.

Source: dangurewitch

7th July 2009

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I’m not even posting a link.

BUT SAMUEL PRESTON - of Ordinary Boys fame - WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?

I get it, I GET IT. You have the Morrissey quiff and the beginnings of a swagger and aparently yes, 80s tinged music is popular amongst the ‘youf’ today but I’m sorry.

Your new effort is bloody crap.

I say this out of love. And heartbreak.

7th July 2009

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This is immense.

This is immense.

Source: inothernews

7th July 2009

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Um…

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE ‘BUTTER-UP’ POLOS?

That needed CAPs lock.

7th July 2009

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